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DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

I don't understand what you mean there, Mebber...

Gaunt, Yautja, 12 years ago

Well Gear box may finaly be doing something about Aliens:Colonial Marines, as shown in a recent article.

The article

Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago

one could only hope my good sir.


in other news.DD was caught spying on hillery clinton!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

I was making sweet, sweet love to that woman and several others. I am Bill Clinton, who is also a Martian.

Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago

DD POSE FOR THE CAMERA! WASHINGTON POST INTELLIGER! How good was she?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

She was as good as you'd expect. Monica was better.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

I have carrot cake.

Gaunt, Yautja, 12 years ago

Carrot cake :O

Can I have some?

Please :3

Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago

Moving to our next story, Will Bloo share the cake? To our Corrospondant in the field Bloo, Bloo will you share your cake with the rest of the senior members?!

DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

And then a skeleton popped out and everyone had a heart attack except the skeleton because he didn't have a heart.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

Cake for everyone!

Handing out the cake is one thing:
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Figuring out how to eat is another.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

I like how inappropriate you're getting lately. Actually, no, not really, that will just make you a lesser me ._.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

It'd be hilarious if this weren't really me and I were really just some idiot who stumbled into the mic while the original me died off a long time ago via explosive anal cancer induced by an ass-blasting giant shrimp while swimming somewhere exotic because that's more exciting than Omaha.

Wait, no, that wouldn't be hilarious. I'd be fucking dead. That's almost worse than a falling-off-stairs concussion or being Denzel Washington while getting rammed by a moving train 12 days from retirement.

But I digress (in an off-topic thread, nonetheless). Cake, everyone! Cake!

Shadowwall, Yautja, 12 years ago

Hope he had the life he wanted.

Cheerz to him

Gaunt, Yautja, 12 years ago

That is sad to hear Peterson, very sorry for your loss.


Well ... at least Bloo shared his carrot cake.

Nom nom nom nom nom :3


Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago

UPDATE!


Ive had an astonishing two posts in my clan forum over the past two months!

And tonight on unsolved mysteries find out WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!


UPDATE!
Apperently nobody gives a Shit about Bigfoot so FUCK HIM!


on a somber note thanks to everyone who posted in regards to my friend.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

I'd honestly give your friend some cake too, if that means anything.

So I'm listening to Radiohead's OK Computer and In Rainbows with alternating tracks + 10 sec. crossfade and I'm totally mind-blown right now.

PREDATORv2, Yautja, 12 years ago

Seriously bloo you gotta' take down that cake picture, I'm getting really hungry over here.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

A less flattering (dramatized) representation of my 14th birthday surprise, if that helps any:
moldy.jpg

Notice what seems to be, um... hair, or something.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

THIS IS CAKE.