Xenos have two thumbs, which means more articulation or something.



And a SECOND thumb for improved maneuverability. Xeno hands are a plus no matter what way you slice it.

Oh, sorry, i just realized i was getting on-topic :3

Well, i don't know what you're trying to imply, but i don't even have a pink.

pace,pace,pace,pace,...

BAM!

quit the chattering

Well, this sort of brings us back to the giant space vagina.

Giant space vagina, really?

Yes, really.

Looks like this spider-eyed vagina tries to hit a poor highway-squashed bunny, weird.

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,

then you start work & get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case!!!

... Said George Carlin.

Some people still think we were born yesterday.

How do you know I wasn't?

Nice theory

... That is George Carlin's.

Just said nice theory not nice theory Shadoww...

I like how you added an extra w there.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! THE FOOD IS ALL POISONOUS AND SO IS THE RAIN AND SEX AND THE SUN AND JESUS CHRIST FUCK NOW THERE'S A BUNCH OF FUCKING EARTHQUAKES SHIT!!!!1!!!


Sorry. Thinking out loud.

EDIT: Actually, type can't be said to be "out loud," so clearly I'm too stupid to use a computer (what with the forgetting the passwords and all) and should therefore live in the wilderness.

I plan to get naked, climb a tree, and fling poo at hapless passerby. If we're going to have legend of Bigfoot... Well, it's like they said in The Dark Knight, sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

^ SEE, I SOURCE MY FUCKING QUOTES.

Thing is, the only exclusive American religions I can think of are Mormonism and Scientology, both of which seem kind of lame. Seeing as how we're going to spend the next hundred years making up for George Bush anyway, we might as well get a new awesome religion out of it.

BIGFOOTISM. He was shot and thrown in a freezer for your sins, and anyone who tires to prove it was really just a frozen gorilla suit will be destroyed by the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald. Let em' have it, guys. Just let em' have this one.

May i suggest to use the canadian term instead? Sasquatchtism sounds much more mystic than Bigfootism and could catch more impressible believers.

So I was eating a banana, right.

You've got me hooked. What happened next?

@Mebber: Good idea. This Canadian alliance will increase our power ten-fold.

Canadia will never ally itslef with your foul continent of a nation.