Japan has a holographic pop star.
It's a hologram. The voice is synthesized. Those people who pay money to see "her?" They're cheering an empty stage. There is nothing there. From this point forward, when people say "soulless pop music," let it be known that they are speaking literally.
The following are real Youtube comments:
"love you Mikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
No, you idiot, you don't love Miku, because there is no Miku. She doesn't exist.
"amazing, "she" will never get tired, never lose her voice, never not show up, never get caught lip syncing , and never get fans who try to stalk and kill her!"
Fuck. You. Never get caught lip-syncing? SHE HAS NO LIPS. SHE HAS NO VOICE. She doesn't fucking exist. Do you understand? Do you grasp what I'm saying?
"i want that hologram to suck my dick."
It can't suck anything! If you stick your dick in it, the only outcome is some sort of cancer that you will richly deserve.
"I like this, does this automatically make me a weaboo faggot?"
Affirmative.
So, everyone... Is it wrong that I'm hoping for a Godzilla attack? Someone needs to pay for this.
EDIT: Oh, and Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Kwanza. Ramadan. Whatever. I'll be celebrating "Vodka Night" myself.