DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Pirates aren't gay man. Pirates, ninjas, robots and zombies. Srsly.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

What about ass pirates and butt burglars? Surely an exception can be made in their case?

HeavyDuty, Yautja, 13 years ago

What is this Burrito Monster you guys are talking about?

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

HeavyDuty, Yautja, 13 years ago

Man I was drinking a beer when I read that! Now it's on the screen! Laugh+Beer+Computer=Paper towels and and more laughing.

LadyDeathStriker, Yautja, 13 years ago

So to make a long story and explanation short don't eat or drink while holding your computer. Especially if you're on this site and either Deathdrop or DeathWraith post something.

GrimReaper, Yautja, 13 years ago

http://www.road-kill-cafe.com/roadkill.html
Go to this it's funny as hell. I found this while typing in road on Bing and this was one of the suggestions that came up. The only one that didn't get me laughing was the one about the Pit Bull because I own two Pit Bulls and their actually really nice dogs(thanx to people like Mick"Asshole" Vick people think otherwise).

WarBlade, Yautja, 13 years ago

I just have one question and it's directed towards Deathdrop and DeathWraith:

Are you two still fighting DeahtStriker and Harpy? Also Deahtdrop are you and Blades still fighting? Because(well me knowing women) when the sparring cooled down they seemed to just drop of the grid. Things get very slow and boring when Blades and Harpy aren't around. Very slow when those two are gone, plus it's fun to see how thier spars go.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

We'll need someone to post; it left off with me knocking Lady DS down ad Bloodharpy prepared to strike. So Deathwraith will have to make the next post, but it's hard due to him being busy.

LadyDeathStriker, Yautja, 13 years ago

^Actually I stood up after you back handed me wonder if I still had a face or not.

DarkCountess, Yautja, 13 years ago

^I shall call you Minidrop muwahahahaha!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

I'm going to have to change this avatar, aren't I?

EDIT: So what, is your character just going to stand there and get killed?

LadyDeathStriker, Yautja, 13 years ago

No I'm still going to put up a fight even though my impending doom ins upon me. I'm just wondering where my face is. I still have one but I'm still wondering.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

GUISE GUISE. Rly. I was gonna post a few days ago. And i wrote half of the post. And then i read it again and got so bored and deleted it all and thought i'll post when i have my own internets again. Cos this internet is too slow and i can't write a sparring post unless i do several other things at the same time, which i can't with this slow internet.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

Fair enough. I understand the great need for porn while writing sparring posts.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Great minds think alike.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

Don't you mean "wank" alike?

shadowatching, Yautja, 13 years ago

A 22-year-old mother from Jacksonville, Florida, has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder for shaking her 3-month-old son to death after his crying interrupted her FarmVille game.

The mother, Alexandra V. Tobias, was arrested in January and declared her plea on Wednesday before Circuit Judge Adrian G. Soud.

She told investigators that she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette “to compose herself,” and proceeded to shake him again. The baby may have hit his head during one of the two shakings, she said.

FarmVille, named one of the “worst inventions” in recent decades by Time magazine, has more than 60 million members, most of whom access the game through Facebook. Some players have found it so addicting that they’ve lost their jobs and racked up debts north of $1,000.

Needless to say, it is Ms. Tobias — and not the game itself — that is responsible for the death of her 3-month-old son. This is not the first time that a virtual game has led to murder; in 2009, 28-year-old Joseph Johnson of Chicago was charged with first-degree murder after allegedly shooting his companion in the head while playing an Xbox game.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

It was very tempting to post a link to the song "Shake It Up Baby," but decency prevailed.

BloodHarpy, Yautja, 13 years ago

See this is exactly why I glad I obeyed the rules my parents gave me. You know the usual, “don’t have sex before marriage, don’t get pregnant before marriage, don’t do drugs, don’t lie, don’t steal and don’t get into trouble with the law“. I broke don’t lie and don’t steal a few times but that’s it.This is the main reason why I still have two jobs, my own apartment, my own car and my own computer instead of a hand-me-down.