my fucking god. Just when i think people can't be stupider. but, when i was about off from the dhd with home base. They put me on hold and had me talk to this fucking idiot who thought that i wasn't smart enough to understand quantum physics. I am sorry, half my friends either come to me or Colin to fix their wormholes or interdimensional rifts (though I don't have one myself, they are a bit more unstable than my taste)
Me and my friend jen has the same dhd. (sham)
hers is called Sham poo
mind is "sham wow"
anyway. this guy kept saying how i should either pay him 100 to hold on to my stargate address database, since i don't have my ZPM powered drive with me. I am sorry idiot, i have not one, but 4 trilo externals. (that is trilobites for those that is illiterate about my log entry) Yep, each has a name. One is called "Amun-Ra" one "Heru-Ur" and one "Marcus Aurellius Antonius Augustus Dominus Et Deus" and one well, i shall leave that name out of it. Yep, i name them intellectual names, because i am an intellectual. Trust me when i say it, or ask my friends..they will say "well her name is spazimus maximus"
anyway, back to the point of the matter. I halt the guy before he can speak out of term and i pull rank on him. (Means i talked ot him like he is the lower ranking officer, not me) and made him realize that i am not another fucking military personnel out there ( I have sandy blond uniform, with very light streaks of red. So, really its brown, blond and red mixed in to one.)
looked over at my Jaffa guard who is staying with me for the few days and mouthed "really, is he fucking serious" he rolled his eyes and smiled waiting for me to open my mouth and let the wisdom pour out and push him in the hole he dug talking to me like i am beneath him. HAHAHA. FOR I AM SPAZIMUS MAXIMUS, EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE!
so, yea no idea why i put this in here..i should move it to the captain's log...like i will get some sort of un-stupid response from DW who is always waiting to zat gun at me and hope to crush me to death by his idiotic hand device of rambling shit of how i am unshielded and makes fun of me. I am always wonder when he realizes that i actually have three shields and then i act stupid just to see what he would say next, as my own amusing goa'uld host
-hahahahaha- mmm...morphine....durrrrr....abab..blah can't think. NIGHT