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2010-07-13 04:12:43

Undefined

You mean these?

"This has caused my brain to be full of fuck." - What is this I don't even

"Wow. Awesome. And then Bella was a zombie." - Goblin Cat KC

"wow, what trash. lern 2 spellcheck" - xxTeamxEdwardxx

"I have given up the will to live after reading this..." - Xrnod

"This story really left me scared an confuse for the future of humanity." - Richard C Mongler

"THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING FANFICTION IN THE WORLD I WOULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN AMILLION TIMES OVER." - Tehflyer

2010-07-13 04:28:03

Xenomorph

Yeah, like those.

"I guess it's safe to say that I just saved the day."
Dr. Bob

2010-07-14 03:02:50

Yautja

OH MY GOD.

There's Schindler's List fanfiction. I wish I were kidding.

Upon closer review, most of it looks pretty inoffensive (considering), but read the first one. You'll know it when you see it, trust me.

No luck yet in my search for a Hotel Rwanda/Dragonball Z crossover, but I'm looking. This is the internet, after all.

EDIT: Spammers, please be aware that advertising here is futile. Best case scenario, 6 people at the most will see it, and that's assuming I don't delete it. It's rather pointless.

2010-07-14 12:22:44

Human - Dark Blood Organization

Sooo we're paranoid right now because a bunch of Black Widows hatched somewhere in the apartment where the water heater is. Neko said this is one of the most scariest things she had even delt with.

"It's not an attitude problem, we are that good."

2010-07-14 12:23:44

Human - Dark Blood Organization

We don't know where the remaining eighty of them went so yeah this is real fucking scary!

"I used to believe in save who you can. My new motto: Kill them all let no one stand!"

2010-07-14 12:24:49

Undefined

More scary than than "The Bloody Cough Day"? That scared me.

"Normally I would tell you to go to hell but I work there. And I really don't wanna see you there every day."

2010-07-14 12:26:41

Xenomorph

What is this "Blood Cough Day" you speak of?

"If you harm the hive you will deal with me."

2010-07-14 14:37:51

Xenomorph

I think that means she coughed blood out at one time.

"I guess it's safe to say that I just saved the day."
Dr. Bob

2010-07-14 16:59:24

Yautja

Who?
And here are some other words so I don't get my post deleted.

"I am the worst of the worst. The cruelest of the crulest. The strongest of the clan I once called my brothers. I hunt for sport but I kill for the thrill of ending life. I AM A BAD BLOOD!

2010-07-14 21:33:48

Human - Alpha Draconis

"We don't know where the remaining eighty of them went so yeah this is real fucking scary!"

As long as they're not bothering you...

A Fly just landed in my glass of coke to annoy me. Not cool, fucking fly. That was my coke, now you've got to see how you can get out of there by yourself, HA!

I'm not helping you, that was my coke. You wanted it, now you have it. Time to swim.

Damn that was my last glass of coke...

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"It's all about the payment."

2010-07-15 15:49:39

Undefined

You should try propane in stead.

2010-07-16 00:30:05

Yautja - Dark Blood Organization

Yeah to answer Serpentine and WarBlade if you are wondering who was coughing up blood it was me. I was at my mom's house DeathDealer was there too. So I'm sitting on the sofa talking and I feel a tickle in my chest and started to cough really hard and next thing I know after cough #4 blood came up with that cough and then I coughed three mores times more blood came up with that. So my mom freaks out and cousin freaks out and they rush me to the hospital and at the hospital they ran like blood tests on me, x-ray ect. Come to find out this was caused by a inury I has sustained two years before or three I don't remember but I was hit in the chest by a hardball so they think it might have hit a vein and brushed a vein and me coughing could have caused more damage.

Plus they asked me if I had eaten any raw shellfish of undercooked shellfish because I might have lung fluke.

I'm your superbeast!