No no, the joke of the day would have to include you and some of the things you don't have but like to lie about, like cancer or armpits... or friends... or a brain. Or the ability to tell the truth, or to correctly punctuate a phrase, or to explain the difference between a phrase and a sentence without using a dictionary.
DD, you can't say i started it, can't say i'm the bad guy this time, you leave an attentionwhore alone for a few days, she's gonna come calling for attention. Peace.