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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 3D: WANKING IN THE 3RD DIMENSION!!!
Deathdrop
2009-12-22 23:07:11
Yautja
nOT REALLY. iT'S STILL ONLY 2d.
But anyway, God's final message is 42, because that's the ONLY message.
Someone say somethig interesting.
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DeathWraith
2010-02-26 03:12:18
Lilith kicked some ass? The fuck are you talking about? She just ran off and fucked like a whore, didn't kick shit.
And that other type of men that you are talking about is called the gay society.
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predatoress
2010-02-26 07:25:32
Undefined
DD - don't ask me if that's possible, I've been called as that (almost at the same time by same person) lol I kept that hilarious combination, the uber demon of which western far-right catholics have nightmares of. If only adding "muslim" and "terrorist" to that it would be perfect evil.
And Lilith was able to doubt the system god created, like Lucifer. I call that "kicking ass" or "thinking by yourself". Maybe she seeked for a better breeder than balless bend-over Adam? << (Could explain the biological background to this but I doubt you even care for that much of my blabbing so I leave it)
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Mebber
2010-02-26 08:29:09
In some stories Lilith wasn't banished from the paradise, she just went off. She discovered God's true name and blackmailed him to give her Wings so she could fly away from that boring place.
Blackmailing God- well i really would call that "kick someones ass" :-)
Edit1 @DW:
Besides, what do you mean she wasn't emancipated at all?
She refused to subordinate to Adam because he was a jerk, thereby making the Big-Bad-Daddy angry.
She was created from the same stuff like Adam, so she was equal to him... not like Eva, who was just a female clone of Adam (hm.... the whole humanity is based on a very kinky form of incest, öärks... ;)).
And to fuck around with everything and everyone all over the place is also a big point in emancipation... just as the men does.
Yeah and she's the only human still immortal, cause she never ate from the forbidden fruit. Guess that's some kind of reward for her assertiveness.
I bet she's a hot one.
Hmm.... would like to date her once...
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DeathWraith
2010-02-26 22:04:26
You guys have heard some really trippy stories about her, huh? There was no system, there was no emancipated human, there was no blackmailing and Lilith hasn't been human in a pretty long time. This was back in the time when humans couldn't tell right from wrong. Seriously, they weren't even completely self-aware, they were just like the angels were and that's not at all emancipated. She's just a dog that bit the hand that fed her. All she did was that she wanted to ride the cock but Adam said NAY, FOR I AM RETARD and so she ran off and fucked with someone who would let her fuck the way she wanted, so she became a demon brood mother and then those stupid angels found her and were like HOLY SHIT THERE'S FUCKING DEVIL BABIES ALL OVER THE PLACE and she was YEA SO WHAT and they were BITCH GTFO and bitchslapped her ass to hell where she is giving birth to Succubi and Incubbi as we speak. If i don't let a cat in my house because it fucking pisses everywhere and makes my house stink, that doesn't mean the cat is emancipated.
And nowadays she's just the wife of Samael and while Samael may be a pimp, she's just some tard who is constantly giving birth. Bravo Lilith! U tard.
The first emancipated creatures were the humans after Eve, when they ate the fucking apple and became the first creatures to be able to think freely of the world around them.
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Deathdrop
2010-03-02 12:25:08
Yautja
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So, anyone eat any cheese recently?
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DeathWraith
2010-03-03 05:57:19
Nah, though i eat a lot of pumpkin seeds generally.
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shadowatching
2010-03-04 23:50:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g
NOW< what is seen can't be unseen
Here is the proof that predator's do dance....
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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Deathdrop
2010-03-05 09:56:17
Yautja
I hereby demand more discussion of Raptor Jesus. His DNA was frozen in amber FOR YOUR SINS!
EDIT: GORILLAS ON MARS! GORILLAS ON MARS!
GORILLAS. ON. MOTHERFUCKING. MARS.
Do you have ANY IDEA how awesome this would be if it were true?
http://io9.com/5485320/the-gorilla-on-mars-isnt-the-weirdest-thing-weve-spotted-there
Imagine the Martian Gorillas leaving together in peace, sharing in the bounty of the space bannanas that float down fron the heavens... Flinging their mighty space poo at NASA's rovers because that think they're demons...
GodDAMN that would be awesome.
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Mebber
2010-03-05 13:01:37
"Martian Gorillas leaving together in peace, sharing in the bounty of the space bannanas that float down fron the heavens..."?
Where did you got that shit from!? Every child knows Gorillas are brutal and cruel beasts. This whole "Gorialls are just nice-and-peaceful animals"-thing we see on the movies is nothin' as evil propaganda from these damn apes - well, excepting 'Planet of the Apes' maybe - so they can get real close to us! To rip our flesh from the bones!
And Space Gorillas are even the worst. Beware of them, they're still among us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCHmxY29wTY
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DeathWraith
2010-03-05 16:33:04
>Every child knows Gorillas are brutal and cruel beasts.
>Every child knows
>child
Stand back, grown ups are talking here.
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I am become Death, the destroyer of lulz.
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Mebber
2010-03-05 17:03:28
I don't get that, DW, really. Was there some kind of grammar mistake?
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shadowatching
2010-03-05 18:32:06
I saw a button that says "Become a damned dirty ape. We have cookies"
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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