MrXeno, Yautja, 14 years ago
I fu*king knew it! Those godless swedes and their god forsaken ways of living. It's because of them that Norway... and the rest of Scandinavia have been suffering so greatly all this time!
No more will we let them oppress us like that! No more will we let them toy with us like before! Thats why Norway, Denmark, Iceland and some suckers up north... Has decided to let Finland handle this problem, while us others can concentrate about something far more important, like the Olympic Games...
Ahh the Olympics, the only time when countries can live in peace by proving that they're so much better than other countries
No more will we let them oppress us like that! No more will we let them toy with us like before! Thats why Norway, Denmark, Iceland and some suckers up north... Has decided to let Finland handle this problem, while us others can concentrate about something far more important, like the Olympic Games...Ahh the Olympics, the only time when countries can live in peace by proving that they're so much better than other countries
predatoress, Yautja, 14 years ago
Actually we suggested to UN to drag Sweden near Somalia, but I guess we just have to blow it up.
And Olympics causes more wars and problems seemingly than real wars <<
And Olympics causes more wars and problems seemingly than real wars <<
MrXeno, Yautja, 14 years ago
Careful with your words, or else Lichtenstein, the greatest superpower of all superpowers, will send their massive army to invade Finland.
predatoress, Yautja, 14 years ago
Oh noes, we're doomed! lol
Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago
What are you, high? Everyone knows Finland is on the Moon.
@ Mr. Xeno: What you thought was screwing things up (Switzerland) was actually a weather balloon. What's actually screwing things up is the Empire of Mole people who live at the center of the Earth (located in Canada). But they are not doing it on purpose. You see, they think we're really them, and are convinced that they're living on the real Earth.
The simple was to correct this is to compliment a random person on the bushiness of their eyebrows.
@ Mr. Xeno: What you thought was screwing things up (Switzerland) was actually a weather balloon. What's actually screwing things up is the Empire of Mole people who live at the center of the Earth (located in Canada). But they are not doing it on purpose. You see, they think we're really them, and are convinced that they're living on the real Earth.
The simple was to correct this is to compliment a random person on the bushiness of their eyebrows.
shadowatching, Yautja, 14 years ago
So, i walk in to R galexy (anime/comic store) and on the self i find..."praying mantis alien" and its from the alien series. I cant find it on the net to show you HOW funy it looks. I even tried to take a pic of it, but the blasted store owner won't let me take the pic of it. (sadly it was behind the cash resgister )
predatoress, Yautja, 14 years ago
Dang, no wonder it's so cold in here at night.
How on earth facefu... Hugger can hit a praying mantis?
How on earth facefu... Hugger can hit a praying mantis?
MrXeno, Yautja, 14 years ago
@ Deathdrop: Those mole people just want to fit in, as nobody supported them in the major attack from the My little pony beings, who created the gigantic barber pole candy. Whose job was to launch a diabetes bomb against whoever didn't want to convert to their fan club of Samuel L. Jackson, the famous actor who played that motherfu*king evil wizard in Lord of The Rings... A pornographic movie.
But then again, people still eat pasta with honey, so it's okay, i guess.
But then again, people still eat pasta with honey, so it's okay, i guess.
shadowatching, Yautja, 14 years ago
I had red roman noodles, yesterday they were purple. So, your not the strange one.
TDN, Yautja, 14 years ago
Deathdrop: Lies, only country on the moon is France. The moon has holes. And what else have holes? Cheese. See, perfect logic.
And also vampires live on the moon. I'll let you figure that out for yourself.
And also vampires live on the moon. I'll let you figure that out for yourself.
DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago
Well that was pretty insulting. I am a vampire and i live in Quebec.
Mebber, Yautja, 14 years ago
Not every vampire lives on the moon. In fact it's just ONE clan, and they were banished to live there because they sucks. The cool kindred all lives on earth and Proxima Centauri.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago
I find this ALL highly offensive, as I am Godd. (See? I was going somewhere with that.)
Godd is in fact spelled with 2 D's. This is the whole reason I sent my kid down to get nailed to a cross. Except he wasn't actually the Messiah, because the Hindus were right all along and the world is literally a giant...
That's enough, I think. The mole people wouldn't approve of me giving away all their secrets.
Godd is in fact spelled with 2 D's. This is the whole reason I sent my kid down to get nailed to a cross. Except he wasn't actually the Messiah, because the Hindus were right all along and the world is literally a giant...
That's enough, I think. The mole people wouldn't approve of me giving away all their secrets.
predatoress, Yautja, 14 years ago
Didn't you hear? Darwin killed the Godd!
DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago
Darwin was a woman, woman logic. I won't even CLICK that link.
predatoress, Yautja, 14 years ago
He have pretty thick beard for a woman... lol
That's just a link to the movie trailer. Gotta see it, even it seemed that they falsified it a bit. Darwin actually hid the Origin of Species 'cos knowing people weren't ready for it, until Wallace had similar kind of studies. If he wouldn't have published his theory, he would've lost his whole lifetime job.
I wouldn't have the patience to do such a long research on anything considering natural theories. Have to raise my hat for him.
That's just a link to the movie trailer. Gotta see it, even it seemed that they falsified it a bit. Darwin actually hid the Origin of Species 'cos knowing people weren't ready for it, until Wallace had similar kind of studies. If he wouldn't have published his theory, he would've lost his whole lifetime job.
I wouldn't have the patience to do such a long research on anything considering natural theories. Have to raise my hat for him.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCab#p/u/4/EY39fkmqKBM
^ That is, hands down, the funniest thing I've ever seen.
^ That is, hands down, the funniest thing I've ever seen.
DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1MBUeZZlcs&feature=related
predatoress, Yautja, 14 years ago
You gotta be kidding me... I hope he wasn't serious.
And why no-life people like me cannot just hibernate through the weekends and vacations? It's much more fun to dream than live-.-
And why no-life people like me cannot just hibernate through the weekends and vacations? It's much more fun to dream than live-.-
Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago
Not only did he completly miss the point of that episode, but he actually think red-haired people have it worse in this country than black people.
By the way, in the 3rd video, watch his face carefully about 42 in when he mentions that he's "trying not to yell this time." He eyes move over to one of the houses. In the next video, he's in a different place, and in the latest, he's out in the woods.
I want to see a video where some old lady starts bitching at him halfway through.
By the way, in the 3rd video, watch his face carefully about 42 in when he mentions that he's "trying not to yell this time." He eyes move over to one of the houses. In the next video, he's in a different place, and in the latest, he's out in the woods.
I want to see a video where some old lady starts bitching at him halfway through.