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2010-02-18 18:46:15

Yautja

What are you, high? Everyone knows Finland is on the Moon.

@ Mr. Xeno: What you thought was screwing things up (Switzerland) was actually a weather balloon. What's actually screwing things up is the Empire of Mole people who live at the center of the Earth (located in Canada). But they are not doing it on purpose. You see, they think we're really them, and are convinced that they're living on the real Earth.

The simple was to correct this is to compliment a random person on the bushiness of their eyebrows.

2010-02-18 18:52:07

Undefined - Alpha Draconis

So, i walk in to R galexy (anime/comic store) and on the self i find..."praying mantis alien" and its from the alien series. I cant find it on the net to show you HOW funy it looks. I even tried to take a pic of it, but the blasted store owner won't let me take the pic of it. (sadly it was behind the cash resgister )

!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!

2010-02-18 20:07:53

Undefined

Dang, no wonder it's so cold in here at night.

How on earth facefu... Hugger can hit a praying mantis?

2010-02-18 20:22:06

Undefined

@ Deathdrop: Those mole people just want to fit in, as nobody supported them in the major attack from the My little pony beings, who created the gigantic barber pole candy. Whose job was to launch a diabetes bomb against whoever didn't want to convert to their fan club of Samuel L. Jackson, the famous actor who played that motherfu*king evil wizard in Lord of The Rings... A pornographic movie.

But then again, people still eat pasta with honey, so it's okay, i guess.

2010-02-18 21:11:14

Undefined - Alpha Draconis

I had red roman noodles, yesterday they were purple. So, your not the strange one.

!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!

2010-02-18 23:57:05

Human - Alpha Draconis

Deathdrop: Lies, only country on the moon is France. The moon has holes. And what else have holes? Cheese. See, perfect logic.

And also vampires live on the moon. I'll let you figure that out for yourself.

"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die."

2010-02-19 05:09:41

Human - Dark Blood Organization

Well that was pretty insulting. I am a vampire and i live in Quebec.

2010-02-19 09:40:20

Human - Alpha Draconis

Not every vampire lives on the moon. In fact it's just ONE clan, and they were banished to live there because they sucks. The cool kindred all lives on earth and Proxima Centauri.

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"It's all about the payment."

2010-02-19 14:15:53

Yautja

I find this ALL highly offensive, as I am Godd. (See? I was going somewhere with that.)

Godd is in fact spelled with 2 D's. This is the whole reason I sent my kid down to get nailed to a cross. Except he wasn't actually the Messiah, because the Hindus were right all along and the world is literally a giant...

That's enough, I think. The mole people wouldn't approve of me giving away all their secrets.

2010-02-19 19:08:22

Undefined

Didn't you hear? Darwin killed the Godd!

2010-02-19 19:29:07

Human - Dark Blood Organization

Darwin was a woman, woman logic. I won't even CLICK that link.

2010-02-19 19:45:50

Undefined

He have pretty thick beard for a woman... lol

That's just a link to the movie trailer. Gotta see it, even it seemed that they falsified it a bit. Darwin actually hid the Origin of Species 'cos knowing people weren't ready for it, until Wallace had similar kind of studies. If he wouldn't have published his theory, he would've lost his whole lifetime job.

I wouldn't have the patience to do such a long research on anything considering natural theories. Have to raise my hat for him.