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2010-02-18 11:10:01

Human - Dark Blood Organization

So why not Kenya, Botswana and Niger? Is it because they're black?

2010-02-18 14:32:39

Yautja

Of course not. It's because they're godless communists.

Also, they're not really black. They're white. People from Sweeden are actually black. The colors appear reversed due to swamp gas and ultraviolet radiation. Which means I'M black, since Sweeden is actually in America, which is really south of the border.

Awesome!

2010-02-18 16:09:53

Undefined

I fu*king knew it! Those godless swedes and their god forsaken ways of living. It's because of them that Norway... and the rest of Scandinavia have been suffering so greatly all this time!

No more will we let them oppress us like that! No more will we let them toy with us like before! Thats why Norway, Denmark, Iceland and some suckers up north... Has decided to let Finland handle this problem, while us others can concentrate about something far more important, like the Olympic Games...

Ahh the Olympics, the only time when countries can live in peace by proving that they're so much better than other countries

2010-02-18 16:13:08

Undefined

Actually we suggested to UN to drag Sweden near Somalia, but I guess we just have to blow it up.

And Olympics causes more wars and problems seemingly than real wars <<

2010-02-18 16:18:08

Undefined

Careful with your words, or else Lichtenstein, the greatest superpower of all superpowers, will send their massive army to invade Finland.

2010-02-18 16:19:15

Undefined

Oh noes, we're doomed! lol

2010-02-18 18:46:15

Yautja

What are you, high? Everyone knows Finland is on the Moon.

@ Mr. Xeno: What you thought was screwing things up (Switzerland) was actually a weather balloon. What's actually screwing things up is the Empire of Mole people who live at the center of the Earth (located in Canada). But they are not doing it on purpose. You see, they think we're really them, and are convinced that they're living on the real Earth.

The simple was to correct this is to compliment a random person on the bushiness of their eyebrows.

2010-02-18 18:52:07

Undefined - Alpha Draconis

So, i walk in to R galexy (anime/comic store) and on the self i find..."praying mantis alien" and its from the alien series. I cant find it on the net to show you HOW funy it looks. I even tried to take a pic of it, but the blasted store owner won't let me take the pic of it. (sadly it was behind the cash resgister )

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"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!

2010-02-18 20:07:53

Undefined

Dang, no wonder it's so cold in here at night.

How on earth facefu... Hugger can hit a praying mantis?

2010-02-18 20:22:06

Undefined

@ Deathdrop: Those mole people just want to fit in, as nobody supported them in the major attack from the My little pony beings, who created the gigantic barber pole candy. Whose job was to launch a diabetes bomb against whoever didn't want to convert to their fan club of Samuel L. Jackson, the famous actor who played that motherfu*king evil wizard in Lord of The Rings... A pornographic movie.

But then again, people still eat pasta with honey, so it's okay, i guess.

2010-02-18 21:11:14

Undefined - Alpha Draconis

I had red roman noodles, yesterday they were purple. So, your not the strange one.

!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!

2010-02-18 23:57:05

Human - Alpha Draconis

Deathdrop: Lies, only country on the moon is France. The moon has holes. And what else have holes? Cheese. See, perfect logic.

And also vampires live on the moon. I'll let you figure that out for yourself.

"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die."