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2010-02-17 16:26:05

Undefined

Well the easter bunny makes as much sense as this does.

But perhaps the easter bunny is a female bunny gone mad, as she cannot get any offsprings, due to being sterilized after a surgery, when she had cancer somewhere private... So she is somewhat jealous of others getting offsprings, like chickens. And go out during the night to take their eggs.

But when she got officer Rooster on her ass, she now had to start hidding the evidence, by dumping the eggs in peoples gardens, making us the guilty ones.

Or the bunny simply just suffer from cleptomania.

2010-02-17 16:28:23

Undefined

I don't even wanna watch your links... lol But that's plausible theory.

2010-02-17 16:40:06

Yautja

What's so hard to understand about this?

Easter Bunny:

1. Kids like candy.

2. If you hide candy, kids will go looking for it.

3. "Why? Because... a giant Bunny hid them there or something."

4. Kids go looking for them, which means they're not in the house.

5. If they're not in the house, the parents can fuck.



Red-Nosed Reindeer:

1. Parents make up bullshit story about Santa.

2. Kids ask parents how he gets to every house on the planet in one night.

3. Parents say "What? I don't know... Reindeer? That fly. Let's go with that."

4. Kids behave in anticipation of Santa's arrival.

5. Because they behave, the parents are less tired and even manage to get the kids to bed on time.

6. Becasue kids are asleep, parents can fuck without worry.



You see, it all comes down to sex. Sex is the end goal. The formula for accomplishing said goal is as follows:

kids + stupid story x random animal = Empty house

Empty house + parents = Sex

Unfortunantly, Sex - Birth Control = More goddamn kids.

It's a vicious cycle.

2010-02-17 16:42:29

Undefined

Damn, I must've been very annoying kid for asking more and more questions when something didn't make sense... No wonder I just have an older brother lol

2010-02-17 16:47:20

Yautja

If I ever have kids, I'm telling them that Sam the Jetpack-wearing Velociraptor will snipe them from orbit if they don't include enough fiber in their diet.

2010-02-17 16:50:58

Human - Dark Blood Organization

I'll just show them a few Athene vids. Athene is the greatest rolemodel.

2010-02-17 16:51:12

Undefined

DD: That's pretty harsh lol

2010-02-17 16:55:16

Human - Alpha Draconis

You guys know how to deal with kids. Maybe i should try that tomorrow.

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2010-02-17 18:25:53

Yautja

Speaking of kids, was I the only one who pretended to be a T-Rex while saying the Pledge with only 2 fingers over my heart?

Useless trivia: What are the only 3 countires to include a pledge of Alligence?

2010-02-17 20:13:19

Undefined - Alpha Draconis

Daymn, all this time i thought it was this bunny

http://www.cba-analisi.it/public/gallery/vari/2005-06-13_15-05-36_FrankEyeGlow.jpg

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2010-02-18 03:57:17

Human - Dark Blood Organization

Kenya, Botswana and Niger?

2010-02-18 10:44:07

Yautja

Last I heard, it was the USA, Nazi Germany and facist Italy. That's kind of depressing.