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2010-02-14 22:47:14

Undefined

Hmm... Fair enough. And I was prepared to let the lesbian vampires rape you for another rather annoying comment << lol

Actually Valentine's day is another scam by Christianity. Originally it was Lupercalia, celebration of fertility. Without marriage and shit... Seemingly it included spanking.

*glances Xeno and grins* >>

Sleepy time though.

2010-02-14 23:07:20

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Actually, valentine's day was created by Scientologists to make everyone reward each other with heart shapped candy, to please the souls of thousand aliens bound by the earths gravity. And to show them that us humans are good hearted people.

2010-02-14 23:17:55

Yautja

I... AM... GOD!

Discuss this strange development.

EDIT: Kevin Smith got thrown off a plane for being too fat. That's hilarious.

2010-02-15 11:33:28

Human - Alpha Draconis

Deathdrop:

"Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."
- D. Adams

Well, bye then, "God" ;-)

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"It's all about the payment."

2010-02-15 15:50:54

Undefined - Alpha Draconis

LOOVE hitchhickers movie, that was the funniest one i ever came across..-mutters the rest with a snicker-

!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!

2010-02-15 16:02:32

Human - Dark Blood Organization

Gtfo Mebber, Deathdrop is God.

2010-02-15 16:16:01

Human - Alpha Draconis

@shadow
yeah Adams is just great, i'd call HIM god i he weren't atheist.

@DeathWraith
Are you out of humor, or is it just me? I would wonder if even DeathDrop is mad about that joke, cause it's a JOKE. Calm down.

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2010-02-15 17:17:28

Undefined

Everyone on this site is mad, due to boredom. And lack of interesting happenings...

2010-02-15 18:36:27

Yautja

THE LORD GOD DOTH COMMAND THAT ALL WINE SHALL BE STORED UPRIGHT, SO AS TO AVOID IT SPILLING ALL OVER THE PLACE, LIKE, SAY, IN THE FRIDGE.

THE LORD DOTH ALSO COMMAND THAT THE OWNERS OF EVERY TOP 40 STATION IN THE COUNTRY BE SACRIFICED AT ONCE.

THIRD, THE LORD DEMANDS EVERYONE TALK IN RYME FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER PAGE.

FINALLY, NOBODY THROW SILENT BOB OFF PLANES ANYMORE. THAT SHIT DON'T FLY. HA, GET IT? "FLY?"

LAUGH OR I WILL SMITE YOU!

Right, that's enough of that.
I'm being a pain in the ass.
I do that sometimes
so never you mind
when I act like someone with no class.

(That sucked, but you get the idea)

2010-02-15 19:08:48

Human - Alpha Draconis

Amen!

Edit1:
ähhh.........Amen...
uhm.......freeman?

ha-ha.

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2010-02-15 19:51:27

Human - Dark Blood Organization

Shit dude, i'm so out of humour, i wouldn't know humour if it were sucking my dick and it were raining at 3:40 in the morning while two dogs are howling outside, one is a Labrador Retreiver, the other is a cross between a Husky and a Saint Bernard, but they soon stop howling because thye notice a cat and start running after it and barking can be heard until 20 minutes later the cat runs into my balcony and the two dogs stop barking and running and sniff eachother's butts and leave, at this point my dick still on't get up because i'm not noticing the humour trying to suck on it and it's fucking 4 in the morning and i'm really not in the mood, do you fucking understand what i'm fucking saying?

2010-02-15 19:56:45

Yautja

In light of people bitching that Captain America is "left-wing", or trying to put politics in Superhero comics, or complaining that superheros aren't liberal or conservative or whatever, or saying that ALL comics ever made are trash because you didn't agree with ONE thing ONE comic said...

You represent all the annoying bullshit from the real world that sometimes makes it difficult to live here. Get the fuck out of my escapism.

I'm actually too pissed off to ryme right now. Could ONE THING in this fucking country not be absorbed into politics? Please? No, of course not. We're not allowed to have fun, because that could get in the way of the giant log wedged up our collective ass.

Cuz' this is seeeeeeeeeris buisness, this fictional spandex-clad superhuman. Yessiree.

I vote we magically banish their negative vibes the same way Grant Morrison boosted sales on his book...

Wankfest. It's the only way.