Brown Jenkin is not a man. He is a small furry thing that fucks with evil alien geometry.

well 683 here i come

Cthulhu's just fucking weird, not creepy. He's so weird he ends up being scary. But half the time it's as in the kind of scary you would expect from seeing a Boomer teabagging a beaver.

I could face a giant squid-god,because you go insane right as you look at it. Brown Jenkin just fucking stares at you before popping through interdimensional portals.

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Zalgo's back.

FLYING HAMSTER OF DOOM RAINS COCONUTS ON YOUR PITIFUL CITIES!! MWAHAHA!!!

By the way... I'm looking at you.

I mean, I'm looking... dammit

(BTW you're almost out of milk.)

Holy shit, I just Cthulhu's shadow race across my kitchen floor.

I think I need to take back what I said earlier.

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Hey, let's start another Zalgo picture spree again. Where the hell did the picture topic go?

It's time for out-of-context quotes from other forums:

"I'm not really a fan of porn, but that ridiculous logic is obviously flawed."

Posts from other sites eh? I joined this site called Mass Effect Universe last year and made enemies with this kid calling himself The Butcher. He's fun to fuck with, especially considering the fact he pretends to be a 20 year old dude who *ucks chicks and gets drunk all the time, oh, I almost forgot, he thinks he is god. =\

Me and my friends were screwing with him a couple of months ago, here's the posts, newest at the top, oldest at the bottom, I'm Richards by the way...

23 Jul 09, 01:47 AM Richards: Yes, share the love.
23 Jul 09, 01:46 AM Nova: Don't be argumentative Butcher. We're all friends here.
23 Jul 09, 01:46 AM The Butcher: I am done for tonight. I am just going to sit here and drink tea
23 Jul 09, 01:46 AM Richards: Just like Religion. It is only a word.
23 Jul 09, 01:46 AM The Butcher: Liars? FFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK
23 Jul 09, 01:46 AM The Butcher: Which I am fairly certain I am not.
23 Jul 09, 01:45 AM The Butcher: Not so, natural law is a name humans put on an observed action. Thus you are saying human beings are words.
23 Jul 09, 01:45 AM Juno: None of what, Nova?
23 Jul 09, 01:45 AM Richards: *Looks at C-Sec.*
23 Jul 09, 01:45 AM Richards: Anyway the past is behind us now.
23 Jul 09, 01:44 AM Richards: Human beings are natural liars.

I don't get it.

Here's some more:

"As for demonic possession, Adolf Hitler seemed to be the only one with such signs. But that's a different story."

"So a woman raped a man and they both got arrested. Strange sounds strangely familiar."

"what kind of teenager, even a mentally challenged one would drink gasoline to imitate a comic book hero?"

"I honestly just don't care if both Godzilla and Harry Potter look equally fake, but Harry looks more fake to me."

I could have some fun with this.

So a Predator and an Alien walk into a bar.

The Alien and the Pred then begin making out...

And then a priest and a rabbi walk into said bar.

And each excommunicate the Alien (who is a christian) and the Predator (who is a damn jew) for homosexuality.

"We're gon' be doin' one thang and one thang only..."


"Killin' nat-zis."

Sorry. That post made me think of IB.

EDIT: More out-of-context goodness...

"yay! No more condoms! Now I can attain the full sensations I always wanted without risk of AIDS!"

I'm going to explain here what goes through my head when i say certain things, mainly so i can understand it better myself, because i like me so much.

"Ignorance, the American way!"

This was of course an inappropriate trolling attempt that i couldn't help making because of a number of aspects:

1 - Pred_Killer is obviously naive if he thinks he can write a comment bad enough to get him banned from here and naive people are easy targets.
2 - Troll vs. Americans is one of the oldest, easiest trolling situations, because of the hypocrisy of it and it attracts all kinds of people, not just the target.
3 - In this case, it may very well look, for an untrained eye, like i am just stupid enough not to know that i made a comment about americans in a place where all the mods are american, HOWEVER...
4 - He said that i ignored DD, even though i didn't, because nothing DD had said had anything to do with me, so to ironically point that out, mine would be a comment whose ignorance also included DD.
5 - He also naively reffered to DD as a "senior member" as if a moderator's opinion in a topic-related discussion has more importance than that of any other member, so a comment offensive to all moderators was called for.
6 - All that in such a short comment... I couldn't resist.

Well of course i didn't really want to be rude, but i couldn't help it, i watched too much of Sacha Baron Cohen. To hit at that i added a strong hint at the picture of the coolface, which on the internet is associated to trolling. For those not schooled in the arts of the internet though, it may just look like i'm being stupid yet again.


"I don't know why you keep blabbing about your musclemass there, because that's not what i'm talking about."

This is an intentionally stupid and arrogant comment meant to attract your attention and make you fall into a trap, thinking i'm an arrogant stupid person, and underestimate my ability to argue. I believe Deathdrop calls them "falmebate". Of course i know you weren't talking to me or reffering to any of my comments, but the ignorance of acting as if you did shows either great arrogance or stupidity. It may intimidate or enrage, depending on how it's interpreted.

I make comments like these out of instinct or to observe the reactions, because in reality i lack the concentration or interest to maintain a troll or a flamewar. Sometimes i just start them, keep them going for a short time, then get bored and stop caring about them.