Hey, that one wasn't ALL my fault!

It's your fault that you don't trust people to understand when they're told to do something and in stead do it yourself.

...

I didn't think he was around, so I though I'd do him a favor and delete a few of his extra posts. As I was doing that, he logged on and, having the same idea, began deleting. Between the two of us, all 3 posts were deleted instead of just 2.

It had nothing to do with me "wanting to do everything for him", it was me getting rid of extra posts, which is the kind of thing mods are supposed to do.

It looks like you are still in denial. DON'T PANIC, this is normal. You need to sit down, close your eyes, breathe deeply (be careful not to fart in the meantime) and think about all the times that you've deleted a post. It will help you accept your addiction and surely enough, eventually, get rid of it. :)



As a bonus, before you close your eyes, look at the friendly face in my avatar. It will help you concentrate. This is what you should look like when you open your eyes again:

Ok, you got me. I have a problem.

And I wouldn't have it any other way, becasue in reality, I AM XENU! Supreme Master of the Galactic Confederation of DEMONIC SHIT! I seek the destruction of all that is good, and the way to accomplish my unholy work is to delete message board posts!

The blood of a thousand innocent posts runs beneath my feet! When I must quench my thirst for destruction, I find sweet, helpless little posts... AND DESTROY THEM!

When I rule your pathetic little world, I shall have an hourly sacrifice of ten reasoned, well thought-out posts televised for all to see! And then I shall laugh! LAUGH I tell you!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ga

Seriously, though, I will try to be less delete-happy in the future.

sorry for being late with this, but




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Uh... Vader?

No, it's-a me, Mario!

Well, by now I've forgotten what topic I'm in, so I'm going to go ahead and hope no one catches me going to town.

Fallout 3 really reminds me of Mad Max...

And in a bit of sad news, a Chinese factory worker jumped to his death after losing track of an iPhone prototype he was responsible for shipping to Apple.

The dead worker, Sun Danyong, 25, worked in product communications at Foxconn Technology Group, a Taiwanese firm that makes many Apple products at a massive factory in the southern city of Shenzhen, near Hong Kong.

Sun was responsible for sending iPhone prototypes to Apple, and on July 13 he reported that he was missing one of the 16 fourth-generation units in his possession, the newspaper reported. His friends said company security guards searched his apartment, detained him and beat him, the paper reported.

Apple Inc. responded Wednesday by saying its suppliers are required to treat workers with dignity and respect.

Blood phones, just sayin'.

Chinese Worker Kills Self Over Missing iPhone [foxnews]

Thanks to Gino, who would have just burned the factory to the ground to cover up the loss. Smart thinking.

OR this one

A six-year old found a bunch of nudey pictures on the PSP his mother purchased for him from Walmart and got all upset about it and cried to his mommy.

Tamatha said she found a memory card inside the PSP containing hundreds of pornographic pictures. She claimed it's not hers and it was in the PSP before she opened the box.

She then called the store wanting to speak with a manager about the problem. "I explained the situation and his response was, 'well, bring the machine down and we'll let your son pick out a new game,'" she said. "And I was like, no I don't think you heard what I said."

Tamatha is demanding a new gaming system, apology, and written promise her son won't grow up to be gay. Good luck with that Tamatha, but I've got news for you: he's been that way since birth. I mean, he cried when he saw a naked woman. What? Well, yeah, but only sometimes.

Mom Finds Porn on New PSP [myfoxboston]

Thanks to Chris and Asiantom, who would have felt like they just won the fapping lottery.

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Anyay...

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

i got

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Avoidant and Obsessive-Compulsive were the only "high"ones for me. Nearly everything else was low.

So I got the Earforce X3s from Turtle Beach.

Aside from the really low (and constant) hiss, this thing's great. It felt like I was really there running around aimlessly behind Alyx in HL2:EP2...

"aimlessly behind alyx"

That's a funny way of saying it.

That depends on what you think I meant by that.

I think you mean to tell me that you like socks.

Socks are second to vegetables and corn oil, but that's it.