I've tried to make some sense of it. Close to the end, i've added some notes between == == i hope no one minds.
Three Word Story Thread:
Predator slaughters Master Chief, end of story. By Josef Fritzl! The magic goat died of syphillis, but got better! Then he did (did he not?) see a deadly metaphorical crab dance.
"But how scandalous was his mother when she raped the three-legged fifth dimensional wombat?!" he screamed at my angry niece, who then responded by kicking him in the ass with a huge pole-like thing that got stuck.
A new age of innocence was thus ushered in. The scary part was that "The New Age of Innocence" was a name.
... Trippy shit, huh?
Yet what's worse around the fourth kingdom is populated by flying Monkeys with human balls, obeying Chris Hansen who is always ready to save - then repost forever.
Swamp Thing and Jesus, care to interpret????
Rules the Land with a passion and some cheese, oh Mighty Mary does! But she tripped on Hitler's giant boot-like thingy, which killed him. But then a guy named THREE DAWG then died of the good fight. At his grave his Momma said that Mister Brad was a flyingmonkey. "I live again!" it said. While yo momma's dead.
As thunder roared, approached the horde with a hammer with a large "The Hillbilly Quit" inscription on it:
"Fuck her gently
And with fear;
Make her day,
'else you're queer!
With weird intentions
And funny toys
And also your
Furry cocks, boys!
And teddy bears
Ripping her hair
With a bear!
I gave chase
With crazy bass,
With crazy ass,
Right through glass!
Homies be joggin'
On my Noggin
Needin' some love
From some bugs
And some hugs
And some guns
From homo dawgs
With a lick
And a rhyme
And a lime
With a dime
During a crime!
Ain't he slick.
With a pick
And a hicky
Don't be picky!
And a dicky
With a ducky
Oh so fucky?
Ain't he lucky!
With a zombie
Hurtin his thumby
All the time!
Shoop the lime
(On a dime?)
Whilst ringing Chimes,
For nothing rhymes..."
==TV Show Starts==
Now: Mime Time. Mime a rhyme!
==Contestant:== "Lime, time, chime-"
==Show Host:== "Three words, poophead! Before you're dupe-ed with a cupid to be stupid!"
==Commercial==
"Tom Clancy's antigel made by Rolex!"
==TV Show Continues==
==Contestant:= "Blank verse, dawg!
Is a monkey
Not a horse-"
==Show Host:== "Have an enema! Unless your named penis is called and then withdrawn!"
==the show's band plays the theme song as the show ends=
"From a pong,
ROAR KING KONG!!!
Smoke with bong
Nes your dong
Shit my thong
Then eat thong
Singing a song
About being wrong
All day long
Smokin' a Bong
Relaxed and strong
Yearning for thongs-"
(==Show Host:== "Enough already, really.")
"-let's get silly
Kill a Billy
Don't be silly
We eat Billy-"
(==Show Host:== "Damnit you guys...")
Right, that's enough.
==the person who was watching turns off the TV==