Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

Inner jaw. Oral is impossible. The creature is unhittable.

GrimReaper, Yautja, 13 years ago

Ok well then is a hand-job still possible?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

She has silicone claws. Possible? Yes. Desirable? Not quite.

Mebber, Yautja, 13 years ago

Anyway, if you really can manage to hit her somehow, just don't forget to put on your universal spaceman condom, suitable for humans and dozens of alien species with different penis forms. You surely don't want to be taken down by an alien tripper, they're a real pain in the ass(i've heard).

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That reminds me i've still got to find a costume for carnival next week...

TheBeast, Yautja, 13 years ago

She’s got to reproduce somehow so yes there will probably be an opening.

BloodHarpy, Yautja, 13 years ago

That you guys actually have a strategy on having sex with an alien life form is worthy of both brain bleach and a face palm.

AmerthystBlades, Yautja, 13 years ago

Hmm the last one reminded me of my character Ryuu. Just with less clothing.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Your character looks like the evil tentacle from DotT?

AmerthystBlades, Yautja, 13 years ago

^I don't think the picture Reaper posted looks like a tentacle.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

^I don't think the picture Reaper posted was the "last one".

AmerthystBlades, Yautja, 13 years ago

Oh my bad. I was talking the picture of the hybrid Reaper posted though. Three other differences however; Ryuu has black hair, the only exoskeleton on her is her tail and she amethyst colored eyes.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

^ It would, I think, be better if it was the tentacle thing with the eyebrows.

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shadowatching, Yautja, 13 years ago

DD. Just push her on her face and just tie her tail up and bam, your good to go. Mmmm...doggy position...


hahaha. I like how that picture just looks like a half naked chick with lines drawn on her. And a tail and helmet...hell the helmet looks like a bike helmet gone wrong.

ROFL.

Peace out.

DarkCountess, Yautja, 13 years ago

Depends on what type of doggie style. The last guy I was with was more into the standing up position and it gave me painful back problems. The below is an example of an epic fail.

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BloodHarpy, Yautja, 13 years ago

No no no no no no no! Countess you are terrible misinformed that is not an epic fail.

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This is an EPIC FAIL!

-Bloo-, Yautja, 13 years ago

They're more or less the same thing, given the circumstances and the exponential differences in x and y, and probably some other letters or whatever.

DasHydra, Yautja, 13 years ago

replies on the "hit that" posts.
Posted a new profile pic!
Deathwraith, like this pic?
hope you do!
*blows kiss*

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

No. It's a bad picture and you should feel bad. Stop blowing shit at me.

GrimReaper, Yautja, 13 years ago

^Nice save.

@DasHydra

You are, as far as I know, the second female here to hit on DeathWraith.

Pureblood, Yautja, 12 years ago

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