Then you are at least the fourth member that they piss off. They spam, they act like idiots, they answer in one word posts, they generally seem not to e completely sentient, but rather like a roach that just won't die and just keeps saying "hey STOP IT". And you enforce the rules by editing my comments. Even if they flamed at me in a post longer than three fucking rows i would be extremely happy to be a member alongside them. But why the hell do you keep them here to piss us off? At least when one of them has completely disregarded your so very friendly advice and simply spammed yet again pissing everyone the fuck off, give him one of those magical goddamn Official Warnings that turn idiots into people. Because the last time i checked, being a retard was not an excuse for acting like one on the internet.
EDIT: See? Telling them WORKS BETTER! Editing posts so that the poor children don't see what bad thoughts people have about them only makes them more childish because now they also have a tit to suck on.