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Deathdrop
2008-12-24 00:10:28
Yautja
I figured we could use another one of these
On a semi-related note, am I the only one who doesn't find Jeff Dunham funny? I was forced to sit through an entire special of his, and (no exaggeration) I didn't laugh once.
The man is a HORRIBLE comedian. I've actually heard someone compare him to George Carlin, which is kind of like comparing AvPR to Citizen Kane.
Puppets? Seriously?
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DeathWraith
2009-04-01 16:26:22
Nah, that is a bad strategy.
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predatoress
2009-04-01 18:41:11
Undefined
What else you could do with a giant robot than recycle it as tin cans? I mean you can't eat it or sexually reproduce with it, therefore it's biologically useless<< Of course you could kill loads of people with it but at the same time it would destroy the environment, which isn't ecologically stable strategy to get rid of the cancer.
Ah and I'm just kidding. Or am I? lol
There was one Finnish cartoon I also watched. But I especially loved this kid's show with good-hearted goblin in it. Of course it taught environmental awereness that time, unlike nowadays kids just learn that you can beat and shoot somebody without killing people or cause injuries. Or bury your friends in sand so that they wont suffocate in there...
No wonder why so many people lacks of common sense nowadays.
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Deathdrop
2009-04-01 19:22:35
Yautja
My favorite show as a little kid was Ren and Stimpy, whoch might explain why I'm so fucked up now.
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shadowatching
2009-04-02 00:23:26
I have the very first comic book of ren and stimpy.
A Sad Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
· Knowing when to come in out of the rain
· Why the early bird gets the worm
· Life isn't always fair
· And, maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home because the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was prece ded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 step brothers;
· I Know My Rights
· I Want It Now
· Someone Else Is To Blame
· I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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-Bloo-
2009-04-02 02:54:50
I liked Freakazoid. I don't care what you say. That... was the shit right there.
Anyone seen any good movies lately?... I'm thinking of seeing Dragonball: Evolution with a few buddies to laugh like I never have in a long time, but even that'll only last a few days.
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Deathdrop
2009-04-02 03:19:31
Yautja
It probably isn't in anywhere, but 'The Wrestler' kicked ass.
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shadowatching
2009-04-02 05:01:44
knowing was a different kind of "apocalyptic" movie
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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DeathWraith
2009-04-02 06:30:30
Lol, Freakazoid. I think Candlejack is a pretty cool guy, eh likes to kidnap pe
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shadowatching
2009-04-04 02:46:43
What if Time Warner partnered with services like Netflix, Xbox Live, iTunes or Hulu to allow for a kind of “Bandwidth immunity†on content downloaded from these sites? As long as you were accessing legal downloads, it wouldn’t count toward your monthly quota. If the true bandit here is illegal downloaders pursuing more content than they can ever consume, why not charge them, but not people who are already paying for legal content they are downloading? An editor I work with just signed up for a Major League Baseball online video service and all that HD video has her in a panic about what’s going to happen come September/October. Why not make legitimate use cheaper/subsidized over questionable usage?
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/digitalsavant/entries/2009/04/03/time_warner_cab_1.html?cxntfid=blogs_digital_savant
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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DeathWraith
2009-04-04 03:08:09
Because then i would never play computer games again and this world's all about me.
OTHER SUBJECT!
Imagine how hard life would be if you were a teenager... AND a mutant... AND a ninja... AND a turtle... So sad, so true...
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shadowatching
2009-04-04 20:32:42
Watched the new xman, It explains how Wolverine got his motorcycle and how he got his blades. They used to be bone, I didn't know that. And, to show that I did watch it, i wont'give you the link, but I will give you a part that wasn't in the movie. VIA words
One of the guys (the one that punches the tank, in the beginning 15 minutes) he comes back near the end, very very fat and very funny (to my standards) anyway, I thought it was a good one to see and possibly own but hey, dont' take my word for it. YES< i know its not till may...but, that's what happens when I have friends, I get some things way before hand ^_^
Logans real name is James (jimmy as sabertooth calls him) and sabertooths real name is Victor. They are...dare I say it.......half-BROTHERS!
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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DeathWraith
2009-04-05 07:42:14
Watched the new X-men already, and it changes the story and turnes it into crap. Like all Marvel related movies do. The only such movie that i've ever liked was Iron Man, because i didn't know the story. And i liked the acting. And the effects. And the plot.
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