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Deathdrop
2008-12-24 00:10:28
Yautja
I figured we could use another one of these
On a semi-related note, am I the only one who doesn't find Jeff Dunham funny? I was forced to sit through an entire special of his, and (no exaggeration) I didn't laugh once.
The man is a HORRIBLE comedian. I've actually heard someone compare him to George Carlin, which is kind of like comparing AvPR to Citizen Kane.
Puppets? Seriously?
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shadowatching
2009-04-01 13:32:58
I haven't read the comics, but I found the very first TMNT on youtube from the 80's cartoon. Yea, I do agree what are they smoking....
But TMNT still brings me good memories from the rare good times, they made me want to explore my sewer (Yea, there is probably shit in the sewers) no, never did go in.
Hell G I joe is still a favorite of mine and I can't wait for the movie...yea, bad I know...but hey, I was active and I was close to joining the military till i was flagged not to join....
anyway, what cartoon do you all remember watching?
Roadrunner and Wile was a great cartoon poor coyote, i felt so sorry for him. I do wonder if he got that damned "Meep MEEp" Tongue flicking bird, before it went off the air.
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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Leandros88
2009-04-01 15:40:01
Yautja
My favorite was Megas XLR, it was the only show that asked you "what would you do if you had a giant robot?" and then when you answered it would say "bullshit! what would you really do if you had a giant robot!" lol.
The enemy of my enemy is the enemy of my other enemies enemy.
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DeathWraith
2009-04-01 16:00:44
That would go like this:
What would you do if you had a giant robot?
HOLY CRAP I'D BE THE COOLEST I'D BREAK STUFF AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP AND SAVE THE WORLD AND BE A HERO!
Bullshit! What would you REALLY do if you had a giant robot?
Well, i guess i wouldn't know how it works and i'd soon enough be aprehended by the military and either end up dead, locked up, or being watched closely by government secret services for the rest of my life.
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READ THE RULES, AQUA MAN!
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I am become Death, the destroyer of lulz.
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shadowatching
2009-04-01 16:03:24
@ Leandros88;
hahahahahaha, I never had that worry before. Guess, Machines like that isn't my forte....-laughs- but, what would you do if you had a robot? HAHAHAHAHAHA...I shall leave the rest unsaid. Muwahahahaha! yea yea yea....
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"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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MrXeno
2009-04-01 16:03:57
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In Reply To Wraith:
That would go like this:
What would you do if you had a giant robot?
HOLY CRAP I'D BE THE COOLEST I'D BREAK STUFF AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP AND SAVE THE WORLD AND BE A HERO!
Bullshit! What would you REALLY do if you had a giant robot?
Well, i guess i wouldn't know how it works and i'd soon enough be aprehended by the military and either end up dead, locked up, or being watched closely by government secret services for the rest of my life.
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While they say? "Those damn commies!"
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shadowatching
2009-04-01 16:10:26
A delightful post Mr.Xeno.
Here is food for thought, Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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DeathWraith
2009-04-01 16:26:22
Nah, that is a bad strategy.
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I am become Death, the destroyer of lulz.
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predatoress
2009-04-01 18:41:11
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What else you could do with a giant robot than recycle it as tin cans? I mean you can't eat it or sexually reproduce with it, therefore it's biologically useless<< Of course you could kill loads of people with it but at the same time it would destroy the environment, which isn't ecologically stable strategy to get rid of the cancer.
Ah and I'm just kidding. Or am I? lol
There was one Finnish cartoon I also watched. But I especially loved this kid's show with good-hearted goblin in it. Of course it taught environmental awereness that time, unlike nowadays kids just learn that you can beat and shoot somebody without killing people or cause injuries. Or bury your friends in sand so that they wont suffocate in there...
No wonder why so many people lacks of common sense nowadays.
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Deathdrop
2009-04-01 19:22:35
Yautja
My favorite show as a little kid was Ren and Stimpy, whoch might explain why I'm so fucked up now.
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shadowatching
2009-04-02 00:23:26
I have the very first comic book of ren and stimpy.
A Sad Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
· Knowing when to come in out of the rain
· Why the early bird gets the worm
· Life isn't always fair
· And, maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home because the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was prece ded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 step brothers;
· I Know My Rights
· I Want It Now
· Someone Else Is To Blame
· I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on
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"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
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-Bloo-
2009-04-02 02:54:50
I liked Freakazoid. I don't care what you say. That... was the shit right there.
Anyone seen any good movies lately?... I'm thinking of seeing Dragonball: Evolution with a few buddies to laugh like I never have in a long time, but even that'll only last a few days.
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Deathdrop
2009-04-02 03:19:31
Yautja
It probably isn't in anywhere, but 'The Wrestler' kicked ass.
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