So. I found out I haven't even prestiged in matchmaking. I don't suck. I just play Halo 3 more. Like, way more.
I just haven't joined the Mile High Club on Veteran.
Also. The Progressive Lady... creeps me out too. I think they were going for that when there's only one employee, as many aisles as there are Progressive customers, insurance for my socks, and the fact that the whole store is WHITE and located in the middle of fucking no where.
You know, I once had a nightmare about her.
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