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My skull

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predator428
2008-05-17 21:34:54
Yautja
After smelling a little too much of his skull cleaning solution, Predator428 had been sent on a bad trip. As he walked through the forest of flatscreen tvs, the evilest of all tv's, he saw Shadowatching walking by with a skull. Neil Armstrong took the opportunity to land his shuttle and hand Predator428 the american flag on pole.

Predator428 happily took the pole and and clothes-lined Shadowatching. He picked up the skull and began his way towards the valley of 1967 Sports Cars, wondering who the hell Neil Armstrong was.

Out for two


"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me"-Blain
shadowatching
2008-05-17 21:50:34
Undefined - Alpha Draconis
hitting your own clan mate how very very wrong of you. Just wait.

!PRICE CHECK! Cleanup Aisle Six! "Rotten Body Landslide"! And don't forget our special sale on "Every Bone Broken Chicken"! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty "Hammer Smashed Face"! Aisle Three.
"Don't take away my ability to have tantrums, alright? That you cannot have, alright, you ROBOT??!!
Xenophile
2008-05-18 02:28:58
Undefined
-Xenophile spots Pred in the valley of vintage cars, and immediatly hops in a 1973 Camaro, and proceeds to flatten Pred in a unwarranted moment of Road Rage.

He then grabs the skull, and is arrested for manslaughter. Given the fact that Balatu will most likely come after him, he is placed in protective custody, and now sits in a nice padded cell, with the skull-

MY SKULL!

Out for two pred.
DeathWraith
2008-05-18 06:28:14
But what Xenophile didn't quite know was that Death Wraith, the Avatar of Pain, the Lord of the Butterfl... no, wait, just the avatar thingy... WAS ACTUALLY very rich (which would explain the huge Og stick forest he used to own) and also controlled the whole police force, like everything else in the world. So, the now pacifist Death Wraith, decided to use his influence to get Xenophile out of jail - free! Yes, that's it. No violence, no mischief, nothing. Just harmony and friendship. Also, when DW turned his back at him, a huge anvil fell from the skies and crushed xenophile's bones for 3 rounds, leaving DW with the skull.



MY SKULL!!!

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READ THE RULES, AQUA MAN!
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I am become Death, the destroyer of lulz.
Karxav-Niveu
2008-05-18 14:09:09
Undefined
Karxav whistling Wind of Change by the scorpions walks behind Death Wraith and kicks him to the ground. Taking the skull, stroking it while whispering, " My precious, my SHINY precious." and strolls off over Death Wraith stepping along his body, and his head into the ground.

DW out for one in humiliation.

[:! My Skull !:]
"Weakness leads to failure, and failure my friends leads to destruction."
Sam-Jack-Dunn
2008-05-18 19:22:16
Human
Sam Dunn doesn't even need a reason, he's just too awesome. He simply appears, with the skull in his hands. Rumours abound that he roundhouse-kicked Chuck Norris in the face and Pitied Mr. T in order to get it. Point is, he's got the skull.

Meanwhile, the poor bastard that'd had it before, sits in a dark cavern, bemoaning the loss of his precious, until the sequel.

MY SKULL!

Sam Jack Dunn | Panzer Elite.

Karxav-Niveu
2008-05-18 19:42:42
Undefined
sequel made and he is back throwing bricks of chuck Norris and Mr. T at the skull bearer. hitting him over the head, Karxav grins picking up the skull after super gluing the bricks onto the bearer. Walking away slowly.
Out for one turn arrested and having to deal with criminal charges for homicide and pure sickness while wallowing in his victims body parts.

MY DAMN SKULL...shiny XD
"Weakness leads to failure, and failure my friends leads to destruction."
Lone_Hunter2
2008-05-18 21:13:06
Yautja
lone hunter walks past the so called skull beare and laughs his head off at the fool for the skull he and others have fought for is not the original skull..."that doesn't have my name on it hahahaha" lone hunter pimp slaps Karxav-Niveu and then puts the skull on a branch "why would I take a fake skull that I used to distract the idiot who attacked me on my pyramid?" then walking to his skull pyramid LH stops to admire the huge skull that is on one side of the pryamid...it has his name on it... laughing at everyone's inability to read propley LH sits on his skull thrown makes himself a cup a tea, adorns his robe and xeno queen skull slippers then relaxs to watch the show as someone tries to take the fake skull

MY SKULL THAT IM SITTING ON TOP OF...fake skull for every one else

Karxav-Niveu out for 2
Dishonour is worse than Death

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DeathWraith
2008-05-19 06:14:02
Suddenly the TV switches to FOX News, where a tall, completely white alien, missing the right arm sits on a chair reading a piece of paper: "...but now all of the most important scientists are arguing on the origin of the huge skull pyramid that appeared over night in the middle of nowhere! Some claim to ave pictures of a skull that reads the words 'LOn HuntAR'. This is either an anecdote, or whoever wrote couldn't spell for shit"
"Hey, you can't talk like that on TV" LH thought, but the news reporter answered immediately "Oh yes i can, because this is only a distraction that will allow me to steal your skulls."
Lone Hunter only then noticed that all the skulls were gone and he was sitting only on his blanket.
"Hey where'd my pyramid go?!?!?" he shouted grabbing the TV set. "What pyramid?" DW asked whisteling innocently. "This pyramid over here?" he said as a picture appeared in the background. "Yes, that one! It's not here anymore!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT??" LH shouted with his head ready to explode in anger. "Well of course it's not there anymore, silly! It's in this picture tee-hee!" DW said and ran into the picture to search for the real skull through the hundreds of fake skulls, as LH smashed the TV set with his fists, shouting "DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"



looking for MY SKULL

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READ THE RULES, AQUA MAN!
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I am become Death, the destroyer of lulz.
FireHunter
2008-05-20 02:49:50
Xenomorph - The Hive
FireHunter climbs aboard the ship, finding all of the og sticks in the one room, his eyes twinkle and he does the very same og ritual, making his MEGA ULTRA UBER OG STICK the MOST FEARED FORCE IN THE GALAXY OG STICK, he roars and the skull flies through the hull of the ship and lands in FireHunter's hand, there is a pink nuclear explosion and the ship is blown apart, FireHunter gets up, huge horns were now protruding from his head, he had become the horny demon of zog.

MY SKULL
Lone_Hunter2
2008-05-20 20:01:45
Yautja
(OOC)ahhh dude ive already destroyed the og sticks... every last one of them check back a few pages.)
Dishonour is worse than Death

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Namicole
2008-05-20 20:34:32
Xenomorph - Shadow Serpents
(whats an og stick?)
Rayne starts spamming in every direction with his ultimate Spammerz-450 machine gun and shoots the skull then makes an explosion somehow grabs the skull and goes to New Zeland where they shot the Lord Of the ring's.

My skull


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