What would they think of...

Deathdrop, Yautja, 16 years ago

This just came to me as something that might be stupid-fun. What would Xenos or Preds think of Everyday human issues? For instance:

The current Presidential primaries. Preds would have a very simple solution: Give them weapons and whoever is still alive at the end is the new President.

Bully stealing your kid's lunch money? Roar at the kid for being such a weakling, then send him to the bully's house with a sharp rock.

Stuck in traffic? Two words: Plasma. Caster.

Any others? This obviously dosn't need to be taken very seriously.

Stalker, Yautja, 16 years ago

Got a shaving cut? Don't bother with a band-aid or spots of paper, worry about how you're going to explain the melted floor to your land-lord.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 16 years ago

Your favourite spot of the hive floor is now occupied by an egg? "Accidentally" drop off the ceiling onto that spot and think of a good excuse for this while doing so.
You want to pick your nose but you don't know where to find it? Wait for a human spaceship to land on the planet your hive is on, tell noone, get on the spaceship, ask the nice crew to teach you how to use a computer, wait till you get to Earth, get to a computer, get on the internet, find some forums about AvP and you'll find there several theories about where you nose is, if you have one.