Your favourite spot of the hive floor is now occupied by an egg? "Accidentally" drop off the ceiling onto that spot and think of a good excuse for this while doing so.
You want to pick your nose but you don't know where to find it? Wait for a human spaceship to land on the planet your hive is on, tell noone, get on the spaceship, ask the nice crew to teach you how to use a computer, wait till you get to Earth, get to a computer, get on the internet, find some forums about AvP and you'll find there several theories about where you nose is, if you have one.